Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

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That awkward moment when you can’t remember what you were going to do but you do remember you were going to do something.

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When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.

Expectation:

” Oh here’s some money,  you can go to the mall with your friends.”

Reality:

“Then clean the house.”

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